Everything you need to put in your guerrilla fighter bag (don't forget your 3 day supply of rice)

So if you haven't heard, a chinese man thought he could make internet fame by and I quote "jumping under a subway train as it went by and videotaping it". As the title implies what part of that sounds safe, fun, or intelligent for that matter. What kind of people is China producing??? it makes me wonder about what in the hell do they feed them people over there to make them think they can be famous by just jumping under a subway train? and if you was wondering YES sadly he made it. Lets just hope to god he doesn't reproduce for the sake of the world.